Happy 21st to Lindsay Lohan

What would have been the party of the year, Lindsay Lohan's 21st birthday celebration at Pure in Las Vegas (scheduled for tonight), was canceled in mid-June as Lindsay tried to get well in rehab. A few days ago, Lindsay's mother (if you can call her that - she's more like a wannabe teenager) announced to the press that although Lindsay had completed her rehab program, she would be staying at the Promises facility (where she's been recouping) for an extended period of time. However, now that news broke today of toxicology reports stating that Lindsay was not only drunk but also had cocaine in her system at the time of her car crash over Memorial Day weekend (the event that sent her into rehab), something tells me that perhaps the Lohan clan had an inkling that our favorite red-head better remain on the down-low. They were already trying to deflect attention away from her cocaine scandal that broke in early May when a British tabloid ran pictures of Lindsay and her "friends" taking drugs in a club restroom (just weeks after she left her first rehab stint).

I don't know what's up with all these crazy starlets recently (Paris, Britney, Lindsay, Nicole), but it is pretty damn embarrassing to watch these girls ruin their lives before our eyes.

But I guess it's really not a recent phenomenon, is it? After all, last summer I posted this recap of disturbing events in Lindsay Lohan's life, Britney's been a mess for years, Paris has always been an idiot and Nicole is famous for nothing (which she admits in a recent interview).

So whenever you're feeling a little bit down, just be thankful you are not any of them! They are living proof that money and fame cannot buy happiness or class.

- e