... That today is "Talk Like a Pirate Day"! It's just that it's not "Write Like a Pirate Day," so I still have a normal-English post coming up for you shortly.
In the meantime, please remember to visit the "Talk Like A Pirate Day" web site to get ideas as to how to freak people out around your office... at least you head out for the weekend. Come on, do it!
Let your freak flag fly! Or, make a cape, like Nerdy P did for her son, below. How jealous is Auntie e?
Wait a second, Pirates watch Dora the Explorer? This changes everything.
Edited to add: Check out this article about the richest pirates ever (for real) - thanks to Miss M!